billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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