hotel room ftw
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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