we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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