you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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