butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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