Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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