End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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