Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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