Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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