Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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