did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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