hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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