Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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