My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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