I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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