Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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