I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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