It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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