hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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