Me. At least after what I've been through.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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