I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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