This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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