i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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