where am i from again
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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