so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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