why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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