Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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