we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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