That's when you crack a 10am beer
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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