i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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