i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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