if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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