i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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