So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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