I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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