dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Actions speak louder than pants.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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