I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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