A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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