I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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