also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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