You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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