The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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