we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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