New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
