He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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