You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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