friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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