recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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