I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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