The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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