He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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