Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Can you bring me the toilet please
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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