Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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