I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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