I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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