All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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