I love black thongs
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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