Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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